Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Went To Mexico

These two douchebags are so damn lucky for Heidi Montag's hot body, so they get at least some relevance in the internet community, opposed to their completely irrelevant lives...
So, here are America's biggest wastes of space pimping out that sexy butt of Heidi's in yet another "candid" beach photo shoot....







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Heidi Montag Photo Gallery
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt "Caught" In a Supermarket
Celebrity Halloween 2008

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt "Caught" In a Supermarket

Oh, I feel so sorry for Spencer and Heidi. All the pressure of being a celebrity plus these annoying paparazzi just don't leave them alone for a second... Even while they're shopping... and posing on every corner...
Ok, seriously, do these two really think that these look like snap shots?! That there's paparazzi just lurking in your local supermarket...
And, if there was not enough fakeness here, Heidi checks out her melons, oh the originality...




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Heidi Montag Photo Gallery
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt To Marry Live On TV
Heidi Montag Without Make-up!

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt To Marry Live On TV

Who even interviews these people anymore?!
Nothing smart ever comes out of their mouth!

But this statement by everyone's favorite media whore couple is kinda what you would expect from them...

They are gonna get married live on TV! Surprise...

But, you know what's even worse? If these two eventually do get married there will sure be a kid sometime in the future...
Heidi herself tells: “I do want kids….eventually.”

Could you imagine that poor kid that these two bring up...

Spencer Pratt and Mary-Kate Olsen Catfight!

The latest celeb catfight is on!! (sorry, but there' no way I'm calling Spencer Pratt a dude!)
It all started when MK appeared on David Letterman to promote her new movie, and somehow got to the topic of Spencer Pratt...

MK called Spencer warmy and bad tempered, and Pratt (having no life absolutely immediately responded)
“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me.”

And, as this statement above wasn't enough, e had to add also:
I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

A little harsh from the douchebag of all douchebag you think?!

And the Award For The Most Annoying Couple Goes To...

Who else but Speidi?!
And they continue to annoy with so extremely posed bikini photos fake as Pam Anderson's boobs (yas, they have reached that level of annoying for such a lame analogy) And these pics can make even Shayne Lamas ashamed!
The only good thing(s) on these pics of the "happy couple" (I'm starting to think they're not even a real couple) are these big fake boobs of Heidi's, just to make the scene easier to watch...
And why the heck am I blogging about them, I really can not explain...

More of Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag

The Hills’ most-hated couple are pitching a reality show their journey to the altar to MTV, according to a report in the New York Post.

The series would exclude Hills star and Heidi Montag nemesis Lauren Conrad to focus solely on the attention-loving pair as they prepare to marry.

Once engaged, they broke that off, and Spencer even moved out of the apartment they shared. In real life, of course, they appear to be inseparable.