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Celebrities as Lego Models

Donald Trupm still has a same bad haircut

Michael finally happy without nose

John Lennon

Elvis still rocking

and stylish Prince

10 Stupid Celebrity Quotes

10. “I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”

Paris Hilton

9.“ I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.”

Naomi Campbell

8. “If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.”

Donald Trump

7. “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

Christina Aguilera

6. “I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”

Keanu Reeves

5. “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”

Jessica Simpson

4. “I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.”

Tara Reid

3. “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

Britney Spears

2. “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger

1. “I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.”

Dan Quayle